Joder... CHINA!

Yeah! I have had the great opportunity to visit Dongguan!

What? You don't know where that is? Use your Google search engine you lazy freak!

I must admit that China is like nothing else in the world...
Sooooo different!

The only thing I found to do there (after crunching my neurons) was to visit a weird shopping mall where I finally bought great cloths!

Yummy!!

Raw fish? No... ALIVE! (Don't miss the llittle animals on the lower right hand side...)

Do you know what these animals are? Great snack! BEURK!!

You want some lice?

Yes! We have managed to export our famous ColaCao!

Here is a typical cozy and charming Chinese avenue...

Sarkozy should come here and try to implement his oppressive driving rules... Good luck gabacho!